The Complete Three Word Story

One bright day Locked gates comes along and spots a hot beautiful girl. He hates girls, so he melts when she asks 4 the number to his locker. So he go tells his mother. She say's sumthing about how girls like 2 have more than one boyfriend wit money and a icelolly. Anyway, an old Grandpa tells him the secret to the pie eating is to always eat it all at the same time of day and kill the muffin man that stole his bunny-slippers and put his money on the crazy monkey's socks then had his green hat smother tell his mother of the untold cave gangs of washington dc and their hidden lives have been rich eva since they killed ribbed and ate choco pie and put the cat in the swimming pool that started to drown just before the super pidgeon started to eat all of the metal that was in my belly of doom with the acid belly of pie smelling fragrent. Then I ate a big huge pile of the greatest fries ever, but Locked's Mother give me a big fat thing of peanut butter and jelly sandwich then ate it with coke and ice on side and then this giant fat arse squished his face into a paper mache statue shaped like a doughnut.
The dougnut engulfed the whole body. The End? NOT! (by the way, I'm pretty sure this is the mother of all run-on sentences).
Then the sequel of the big movie about pie and mash involving eatin like it's his mom's cooking that tastes like blueberry icecream with 1 cockroach and a millie makes his stomach growl like a v8 ford ranger.
A lil wayne shagged his mom and then said," again again again " then jay-z said, " shizzle me dizzle " and jumped off from the world's first space ship built by monkeys. That's what she said! (i know it's four words) and boomed "Eat the cat till the crazy fat vertically-challenged titmouse went and destroyed the gigantic tower of the powerful arse fart of superhuman armpit smell covered in warts."
Then the thing that destroy the horrible crazy man was a hat shaped like a banana with pies strapped on it scheine suasage with was a magical greenish brown spots between it's crazy claw-like tassels and his fat gigantic face with Some short shorts and camo vest... stuck to his over fatified body which is very very very ugly and is also also ....al...so ALIVE he tripped and hit a NUKE which killed evryone the end? MAYBE! or IS it?
and then bunny .
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AND HE KILLED ribbed and op with a noble then the-golden-warriors killed a random noob and ruled K50 forever until monkies ate the cookies and apple pie. The monkeys destroyed kingmansam twice who asked for NAP. They said no, then he lived? No he didn't. They mutilated his gigantic jumbo sized hunger for power. and then said,"'What the ****, why don't you go to the tribal founder to get instruction on how 2 build his rally point so he can recall all his troops of gods and flatten the trans-dimensional portal."

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This is HILARIOUS!!!

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